SAD to GLAD: A Healing Revolution Begins on Serenity Island

Let’s face it: we’ve been sold a lie. A big one. Wrapped in slick marketing, sealed by corporate greed, and force-fed to us since birth. The Standard American Diet (SAD) isn’t just sad—it’s lethal. And it’s no accident.

From corn subsidies to corporate lobbyists writing food policy, our health has been systematically sold out. Toxic additives banned in nearly every other developed country are still on our grocery store shelves—approved and rubber-stamped by an “FDA” that insiders say stands for “Food & Drug Apathy.” The “F” is silent, folks. Wake up.

But here’s the good news: your body wants to heal. It knows how. All you need to do is get out of its way and give it what it actually needs. That’s what Serenity Island Retreats in Southwest Florida is all about: real healing. Deep rest. Empowered food choices. A place where you unplug from the noise and remember who you were before they fed you the lie.

This isn’t a juice cleanse or a spa gimmick. This is a reconnection—to nature, to your gut, and to truth.

What You’ll Find Here:

• Wholesome, gourmet, healing food—no processed crap, no gut-wrecking additives, just clean, colorful, satisfying nourishment.

• Massages and spa therapy that melt stress from your fascia and help reset your nervous system.

• Mornings by the saltwater pool with arthritis-friendly water workouts that are fun and healing for every body.

• Daily movement and breathwork to reawaken your energy systems—no yoga pretzels, just simple, soulful practices to reconnect you with your breath.

• Private rooms in tropical luxury, steps away from bird sanctuaries, waterways, and hammocks under the palms.

• A safe space to reset, reflect, and remember: you are not broken—you’ve just been lied to.

We’re inspired daily by health warriors like Dr. Mindy Peltz, Dr. Eric Berg, Dr. Jason Fung, and the Food Babe, who have all helped expose the truth and empower real change. Their message is clear: you are not destined for chronic illness. You’ve just been poisoned slowly by an industry that profits from your pain.

They want you addicted, obese, diabetic, and doped up on Ozempic—a new designer drug that’s being pushed like candy while no one talks about the long-term damage. It’s the new opioid. Ask yourself who profits. Then follow the money.

It doesn’t have to be this way.

You can break free. You can detox from lies and toxins, both physical and spiritual. You can stop being a cog in the profit machine and start being a sovereign soul in a healing body.

We built Serenity Island Retreats for exactly this moment.

For you. For those ready to stop feeding the beast and start feeding themselves truth, light, and nourishment.

You won’t find any labels here—just real food. No TV to numb you, no distractions. Just deep sleep, blue skies, good company, and the kind of care you won’t get in the current “sick care” system.

Don’t wait until your doctor pushes another pill or tells you your symptoms are “normal.” They’re not. They’re a sign your body is trying to get your attention.

Let’s answer the call.

Come retreat with us. Reclaim your health. And help flip the script from SAD to GLAD—Grateful Living And Detox.

Because the real leaders aren’t wearing suits and ties. They’re healing the land, feeding the people, and teaching others how to walk upright again—with truth in their hearts and real food on their plates.

You in?

Serenity Island Retreats

A healing haven for souls ready to rise.